Are you kidding? Be careful what you ask for.

twenty-two years after her debut 

I just responded to that bitch with a Tweet.

Wait, you think this is all some kind of PR play? That’s....insane.

I do not for one minute believe that Gwyneth doesn’t know exactly what movies she’s in, and who the other stars of those movies are. I do believe, however, that she’d like everyone to think she’s so above all this silly little Hollywood stuff that it just slips her mind. She’s so busy with goop wellness psuedoscience,…

Children in cages? Silence. People of color murdered by the police? Not a peep. Atrocities committed by our government? No big deal. A fictional character portrayed by something other than a white woman? Burn it all to the ground and salt the fucking earth. This is why I don’t trust the 53% club next November. Give…

White people, just go out and buy a Klan outfit instead of complaining about “political correctness”. The euphemism has become completely transparent and meaningless.

After the NVXIUM, or however it’s spelled, scandal broke, I read an article where a psychologist says everyone is vulnerable to scams and cults because of our need to belong. It’s just a matter of which one you would fall for.

Keanu Skeeves

And yet neither man has been substantively held accountable for the shitty things they’ve done because their respective bases think they’re a partisan savior*.

he has dead eyes *shudders*

No.

People in jail get soap, toothpaste, and a bed.

That twerking and then spinning around to reveal a flute (where did it come from?) is some serious magician’s playbook misdirection, lol! 

because I’m not giving you any chance of getting out of the greys, fucktard.  Go develop some reading comprehension.

When I hear this phrase it reminds me that a friend who grew up in Ohio was literally taught in school that black people have an extra bone in their foot that makes them faster than white people. I always assume this is the bone to which these obvious racists are referring.

This is so Trumpian.

Also spineless.

So many boneless white men.

She’s right, literally nobody should feel bad for her.