Can I get that in a Kinshasa accent/dialect? I want to give a Parisian an aneurysm.

On the one hand, “they hate me for my politics not my documented racist comments” is a really weird way to convince someone to agree with you.

I’m sympathetic to the idea that kids make mistakes and need space to grow. However, a 16 year old should know better, and according to his classmates he didn’t really grow all that much.

And just to go deeper, using the massacre of your fellow students to then whore yourself out to pro-gun groups and organizations to criticize those victims rightfully advocating for gun control by itself is a travesty. You were trash before the racism shit came out. This just confirms that you were trash before that…

To the same place the plot got lost.

Did they explain where her eyebrows went?

This coulda been the next Fyre Festival. Why must we be denied this spectacle?

can’t surgically alter a personality or misogyny though. so, the problem for these dudes will remain.

It was clear to anyone with more than two brain cells

Community college is for poors, don't ya know?

just wanted to chime in unnecessarily and suggest anyone into the Sade/MF Doom mashup album Sadevillain. You can youtube it, and it’s dope.

For your daughter specifically, I’d like your #8 to be a list of Sade’s Greatest Hits.

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

and selflessly opened a can of whoop-ass and even put it in his mouth for him.

How does one.....turn someone gay? It seems like you haven't thought this all the way thru. Have a seat.  

“He preyed on straight men and tried to turn them gay for his own benefit” What does that mean, he tried to pick up straight guys? I’m not clear why that is so bad - I mean is it more bad than preying on gay guys? Also, did he drug them or hit on them, did he invite them to his hotel room, answer the door in his robe…

Never have I felt such a strong connection to Principle Skinner.

I think Gemma Chan might’ve meant that “like.”

Lie down with dogs, you get fleas. Not sorry at all to hear that the Trumps turned on anyone who worked for them, nor should anyone be surprised even before he entered the White House.