It is by Siemens after all

Maybe it's just the lighting, but that looks a bit...

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

the non-Jesusy version is way better:

Plus all of them are 1/12th cherokee. Ergo not racist.

Is to "whitesplain" a verb yet? If not, it should be. Because the NYT totally whitesplained this shit.

When Alessandra Stanley writes her autobiography, it should be called "How to Make a Black Woman Angry."

http://www.goodasyou.org/good_as_you/20…

You mean the values of not condoning hateful bigotry? Sounds like good values to me.

I spread it on my toast in the morning. Ghee is delic. . . wait . . . never mind.

Center: Superboy

So his punishment right now is basically my normal life during a winter snowstorm? Fuck that.

Underworld: Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

Given the fact that Beckinsale has visibly started to age backward in recent years, maybe they needed a more mature-looking star?

All of his other horribleness aside - Alexandrew???

fuck you royally.

Hmmm...white men who think they use their weapons wisely, yeah they are called cops and they shot black people. I'm sure they think they are using their guns wisely. I'm sure of it.

I love tiny old people. He's like a 70 year old man in a six year old's body.

"There are awful people everywhere. The earth is literally shot through with terrible humans, like a giant asshole anthill. The key is to persist, and in your excellence, drown those voices out."

This - right here - is effing fantastic.