Well 26.1

Laugh all you want but that kid has a "26.2" sticker on his fucking bike now and you don't, assholes.

The plural of ski is skis, not skies.

HEY, WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?

Here we have Reg Park from 'Hercules And The Captive Women". Maybe not as popular as your Alan Steele or Steve Reeves, but how can you not include a movie that has a real line of dialogue "Today is dedicated to Uranus."?

"Look smart" was like the worst possible way they could have introduced this. "Look like a smart person, not a black person!"

Yeah, sure, that's all fascinating... but can we just skip ahead to the important question of why Medusa is wearing a bejeweled jockstrap?

Running makes me feel like I'm dying and I hate being sweaty, so I'm a swimmer, a fat swimmer, which my doctors have always been supportive of. When I swim, I get looks from the men (it's always men) whom I'm lapping, who just cannot believe I'm kicking their asses. Their stupid faces and attempts to beat me are a…

Every time I see her, this is all I think of:

My favourite scene in "RED" was when Helen Mirren traded her classy heels for a pair of combat boots, before kicking ass. =D

Okay white people, here it is:

It's not as simple as some frat boy getting frosted tips or a kid having a bowl cut. He dyed it blonde and straightened it chemically. For someone to claim that he's never experienced racism because he isn't a n*gger (I didn't know he used the slur til this article) to dye his hair blonde and chemically straighten the…

Oh my God. I have a TGI Friday's right near where I work. Guess who's going to eat ALL the mozzarella sticks? This girl.

Okay, I don't know about racism, but Asians of all sorts do horrible, shitty things to themselves in order to be "fair"-er. It's a fucking problem whether you're aware of it or not.

Sweet Christmas!

This has always been one of my favorite nonsensical superhero outfits:

Wonder Woman (sub aqua costume): Because camel toe (though, as a guy...) and JUST LOOK AT IT.

I heard this on the radio yesterday, and the hosts mentioned that even Amish are using vaccines in some areas now. Amish! If you're less progressive than a Mennonite, that's fucking saying something.

Translation: "It doesn't offend me and I am the arbiter of all things."