My first Pissing Contest post! I hope this counts, because he wasn’t famous yet, but this happens to be an important week for his newest movie.

I used to work with someone who waited on him frequently and said he was always super polite and the best tipper. The place she worked had a lot of famous patrons and she said he was hands down the kindest famous person who came in.

My husband is certain that a random guy who wandered by and chatted pleasantly with him on a beach in San Pedro, Belize, was Christopher Walken. If so, he’s apparently an effortlessly nice man.

I just realized there was nothing absurd about that celebrity encounter. I once saw Ray Liotta at an antique store in Eureka, CA. He saw me recognize him, but then try to play it real cool, so he strode up to me and acted like we were long-lost high school pals, addressing me by a nickname of Legs, asking me if I…

I was working as a visual merchandiser at the Pebble Beach Company in the early 2000’s. The big rule for the staff was to not act crazy/stalk/ask for an autograph when dealing with the celebrity guests.

Long-time reader, first time poster—hopefully this goes through kinja alright!

TS was examining pretty hair, something unfamiliar to her.

Saying “Do you have any idea who I am?” to famous people just might be my new favorite power move.

I happened into some amazing seats to watch Bob Dylan at the Shoreline Ampitheater a few years ago and ended up talking to Bill Walton (who was sitting a few rows behind me) between acts. At one point he said “Can I ask you a question? How did you get those amazing seats?” And I just said “Do you have any idea who I…

I mean, it’s a little hurtful when one of your supposedly best friends knows you like someone and then goes out and hooks up with them. Like I get what your saying one hand, but on the other hand, not so cool to do that to one of your best friends multiple times.

This story reminds you that conservatives are just awful people all around.

I used to have a job that routinely brought me into contact with celebrities, especially politicians, pundits, and journalists. The funniest was when I went to shake Bob Dole’s hand and he just looked at me and said “Uhh...I’m kind of a lefty, son.” But my favorite was when I told G. Gordon Liddy to go fuck himself.

You’re (probably correctly) assuming the DOJ won’t claw back the illgotten Trump fortune.

Fake blonde, like the fake president. A family of fakes.

omg...that’s who that dumb blonde is?! I can’t even with her...

I’m not sure I disagree with the outcome but IVANKA WORKS IN THE WHITE HOUSE. Jenna was in college, not ignoring information about WMDs. Hoover was dead 13 years before Margaret was born so she wasn’t involved in ignoring the need for a federal lynching law.

Yes, but they weren’t directly involved in their father’s administrations or policies, the Bushes and Clintons and Hoovers were just children. Ivanka is a grown woman, with a political appointment as her father’s advisor. They won’t, but the media should be putting her on blast constantly.

honestly anything that has “southern california” associated with it makes me want to avoid it like the plague. I fucking hate southern california. It is the colostomy bag into which all of America’s hubris and vanity drains.

It was proven that engineers at General Motors knew about the faulty ignitions switches for 10 years before the recall, yet not a single person was arrested in connection to 124 confirmed fatalities

Eartha Kitt wasa stone cold bad ass.