The decline of the USA began when the first Kardashian graced the cover of “Vogue”.

Can we talk about how this is the most hideous wedding dress in American history? It’s like she pinned a feather duvet around her waist, yanked a curtain off the wall and wrapped it around her head, and called it a day. Money really can’t buy taste. Yes, this is a total shitpost, but it’s not even half as mean as…

Hustlers, which will star a dream cast of Lopez, Constance Wu, and Cardi B as New York strippers who steal from male clients.

Shit even just calling yourself “Charlemagne” is up there

It looks like the faces we made when we were teenagers, thinking it made us look sexy and sophisticated, instead of squinty and stupid.

Is there any evidence of actual modeling gigs? Nope. Just nudie pics that Don the con paid for.

What a fugly couple! How on earth did Squinty ever get any modeling gigs, unless they were for the “before” photo for a plastic surgery practice?

When the subject is a known and unrepentant copier, it’s not a choice to believe they stole another idea, the choice is to disbelieve. Melania should have to prove to everyone that she didn’t copy another woman’s wedding design, she does not deserve the benefit of doubt!

It feels like she’s going for blue steel and keeps coming up with crumpled aluminum. 

Human skin, reptile underneath. She’s one of them.

She copies black women and takes the credit. That sounds about white.

Lol...your comment made my day!! Lol, now that’s funny...MC...idk her lol

yeah they can all go to hell

Emails and recorded conversations cited in the indictment show that Macy participated only in conversations about the second daughter, and not in the plan that was carried out, perhaps explaining the lack of evidence required for a criminal charge.

How come people always talk about faith getting them through a very public scandal AFTER they’ve done bad things? Where was your faith BEFORE you intentionally decided to be a selfish asshole?

I was very moved by her story, and very glad I’m not alone.  Someday this country will truly have a level playing field that will give people with less as fair a shot as people with more.

Hameau de la Reine

I’ll pick you back up.

I hate the ‘oh well, what can you do’ parents. If you can’t do anything then YOU CAN’T GO ANYWHERE. Stay the fuck home.

Honestly, what happened to RAISING children? We would have been sitting in the damn car so fast our heads would spin. Poor Mom - but she only had to do it once per kid and we were very well behaved after. Nothing like everyone else getting a treat that you’re denied due to your own behavior.