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My cat Navin is fascinated by “Fantastic Mr. Fox”. No other movie/show will hold his attention, but the animated George Clooney fox must speak to his dapper furry soul.

I got hit with waht I thought was a terrible cold starting this past Monday, but it was accompanied by major fatigue & body aches. Tuesday night the fever came & went.

Can we Marie Kondo the K-skankians Klutter the hell out of here?

Not sure of that until we see how much they are being paid to do so. They probably don’t even crap unless it is sponsored-and I hear Charmin is asking to sponsor that asap.

More unpopular opinion: The real reason Cheetolini was reported to have looked sad/upset/had the pained look of “Oh shiiiit” on his face after learning of his new office was that the Russian hackers were able to manipulate votes in critical states. He knew he was in over his head instead of the cushy “We hate HRC”

I looooooove this!!! I snort laughed thinking of my horrid NPD co-worker being carried off by crows & bitching non-stop-so much so that the crows drop her off in the middle of nowhere.

Miley’s dress was amazing...and he looked so dashing. But so sorry, her bouquet resembled something you would buy at a petting zoo & feed a crowd of over-zealous goats with.

Sorry, bitchy McTraitorface. No one gets to take a cheesy grin selfie at Putin’s desk, barely avoid being locked up for lying about your real estate values & using sweat shops for overpriced fugly clothes then act like they are taking the damn high road.

I’m sure that I am not the only one who wants to slap the stupid hair off his head.

She sounds and looks like she could be closely related to my most irritating coworker. The kind of asshole coworker that you tell your boss “I looked up symptoms of having narcissistic personality disorder and (asshole coworker’s name) has ten out of ten”.

This show is proof that people will watch anything.

All over our rights, constitution, standards and national reputation.

We are going to have to flood the premises with nuclear strength holy water/ sage smoke and Lysol once we get Fat Hitler kicked the hell out of OUR white house.

F*ck the entertainment industry for constantly acting like pedophiles are people we should idolize. From Elvis moving 14 year old Priscilla into his home to Jackson’s (I believe to be real) serial molestation of boys & now R. Kelly’s brand of utter slime-I’ve had enough.

I salute him and his bad-assery. Thank you for letting us know him through you.

Uggghhh, old biddie fertility freaks!!! My 1st husband’s weirdo grandma (super short with giant boobs and a mumu) came to our wedding reception and LOUDLY told anyone she could that she breast fed her kids and “I hope the bride will breast feed her babies if she knows what is good for the children”. We had no plans

best sleep I ever got? The night I dreamed that I was in a hammock and my Maine Coon cat was somehow much larger than me and was gently rocking the hammock from side to side.

About.Damn.Time. Hallelujah and pass the subpoenas. I want them to grill Fat Hitler for daaaaays live on TV like they grilled HRC on Benghazi.

I have alwys thought that designers hate real women’s bodies- “Ugh, curves! How inconvenient!”.