5'8", 200, and I wear a 16. Now don’t get me started on clothing lines who think women don’t have booties or hips.

Don’t feed the forced birther troll, they never learn just try to squash other people’s rights and safety. Edited to add, you made a good point but it’s lost on the jerk you replied to.

I am sooooooooooooooo pissed off that sanctimonious forced birthers drag kids en masse to such a pro-theocracy event. What exactly are they teaching when they do this, besides “Sorry, girls, your body is just a baby oven and you shouldn’t bother yourself with thoughts of a pesky career”.

Just a thought: Screw anyone else’s perception of what a marriage should be. And the big wedding industrial complex CAN be avoided while still allowing you & your honey a decent time that day. It’s (hopefully) going to be your only wedding day, don’t let anyone else dictate a darn thing about it.

NOPE, not if the majority of Americans like us are sufficiently pissed off. I want that little peckerface to be reminded of that little shitty stunt for the rest of his pathetic life-in every withering look at a job interview or those who will swipe “hellll no” on dating apps.

I hope that these little smug assholes come waaaay too close to nuclear waste and their lineage stops with their pathetic racist fuck selves.

ANOTHER reason why Ariana Grande is wroooong as can be: If God was a woman, semen would taste like an amazing bottle of the best wine you’ve ever had.

AG is s negating her gamine looks. She would be sooo gorgeous as an Audrey Hepburn style glam pixie in ballet flats and a close cropped hair cut

MY mom is a sweet lady, but no, I won’t wear the yard sale find of a “perfectly good, it’s still got tags on it” bathing suit that seemed like it was designed for a very tacky & stumpy geriatric.

Egad!!!! Did you immediately boil yourself in oil and remove your memory courtesy of a quick call to Will Smith(proud owner I’m sure of the zapper device from MIB)?

Starred both for the comment & your name. Also- there should be a term fr the delusion of elders who assign icon status to their old crusty clothes.

True story: I’d like to make extra cash with a garage sale. But then I remember how flesh-crawlingly awful it can be to host a garage sale. Especially the EARLY shoppers who pester you when you are just putting out your crapload o’ crap at a grossly early time of day. Or persistent geezers who want to whine their way…

#RKellyandTrumpGitmo4Life

LOL, I could make an infomercial for the mop with a built-in sprayer & re-usable terry cloth pads (that clean instead of the mop fibers)). I use Mr. Clean with the Fabreze scent & it gives the lovely illusion of a suuuuper clean house;)

Lord allow me to be so rich that I have to pay to invent frustrations like an escape room. Or just have enough money to not freak out monthly.....

I like the cut of your jib!

Question: Am I wrong to be annoyed when people bring screaming toddlers to a nearby nicer fish restaurant (average plate $29.00 and up, cloth tablecloths/dimly lit, cocktails emphasized)?  

Hmmm, I have a brother who was like that. He grew up to be a total shitweasel. Too bad we couldn’t have let him run & exchanged him for someone who didn’t grow up to be odious.

You are my hero & won the internet today.

We live near Disney World & relatives ask us to show them the parks. You would be amazed/amused by how many morons bring their infants to the parks. I wish I could sneak pics of how incredibly miserable they look, but they should have done the hell vacation math: