Me too!!!!!!

As someone who has “been there, done that” and is waaaaaay over the sound of screaming kids, I am applauding the restaurants who can offer me a more peaceful dining experience..

YESSSS!!! Can we form a church of “no precise brows & no stupid puffy baseball hats or God forbid Maga wear” on men?

Burn in hell Lohan, we don’t need any more psychotic/ill-informed and “cruel for sport” Putin suck-ups on TV. When will she complete the bad spray tan with a tRUmp comb-over?

Hmmm, did the hair gel contain edible lead?

Oh dear Lorrrrrd. Tell me this is somewhere on Youtube!!!!!

Sorry but her spirit animal just ran off with Pelosi’s dog.

My only hope after reading this hellfest is that tRUmp will be inspired to copycat the confession since he adores demonic dictators. But please let him confess to rape AFTER January 3rd.

Dear saints of all karmic fabulousness: Please let this shit stain and “pubes on the Coke can” Clarence Thomas be sucked into a sinkhole, never to be seen again by man nor beast.

I like the celebration/moxie!!!

YES!!!! And whyyyy can’t there be kid/no kid sections in restaurants like the olden smoking/non-smoking sections? I like kids, but I despise brats.... Or parents who think that a blastingly loud video game can sub for teaching a kid to not be a fork throwing crazy person at dinner. Hence the desire for lack of close…

We had a second marriage “casual” wedding/”Potluck Luau”. The 80 year old couple in matching 1940's vintage Hawaiian muumuu/dapper shirt combo & the local BBQ vendor who made us a special Polynesian teriyaki wing sauce only made it more special. YMMV.

From your son in 2035: Thanks for being an awesome Mom. And Merry Christmas. And yes, he was a walking weenie.

Hi Jezzies, I am sinking into a big time funk.

THAT is a word that makes me want to hurl a geyser of disgust. Also the ever so fricking annoying infantilization of words by adding “IE” at the end. Selfies, foodies, techies, ad nauseum. JFC, that shit is getting realllllly old.

Local passholder here-Mid August is NOT a good time. The heat and huge crowds at that time make most sane people question humanity.

Will Smith looks like the discount bargain outlet version of a genie. And he’s not even blue, sigh.

Awww, thanks(blushing).... You are awesome & an excellent writer!!! Perhaps my ex-monsterinalw could pal with your Mom. I still silently wish her a merry Bitchmas.

YES!!!!!

Ditto. Oooooover all the hype about her. Plus she looks like a brunette version of “Janice” from the Muppets band, albeit with more plastic surgery and cash averted arrests.