If it's good enough for Jehovah...

I drizzled it on pasta instead of parmesan to make angeldust.

Pronounced kee-tol.

¡Esplendido entree espumal!

As the grandson of a leading G. Heilmann Brewing salesman, Old Style, or GTFO.

Jared just got nervous.

How is it living in Rhode Island?

Clearly, you grew up with divorced parents.

They say those harsh winters will toughen one up, but, then, explain Carson Wentz.

What about a natural harvester nacho fry?

Your second thought is only true because guacamole Doritos are not a thing, anymore.

True, but to the best of my knowledge, it's all flatbreads anyway at AMC, now. So, you're paying about the same for artisanal craftmanship.

Squarecut pie is nothing like Lou bagels. To be. analogous, would need to be circlecut.

I have used “how you living Biggie Small?” as an Internet nom d’ comment & bar trivia team name off & on since 2007, & when I found the picture of Biggie with the Twin Towers, two NYC institutions taken from us so young, I had to steal it.

Always loved seeing your name on Deadspin comments, so I hope you get followed.

Last I worked at AMC Theatres -- so, two years ago -- a 6" pizza was about 7.50, so this deal isn't so bad.

There is a till.

Just have to find your Cricket. 

Because it makes them look very macho.

A shame vegans will never the grandeur of the natural harvest style*.