But that last bit contravenes TLC's demand not to chase waterfalls!

(Allegedly) slaughtering thirty to fifty feral hogs, then butchering them & storing them in the smokehouse at the back of his estate, makes up for feminization of Zuckerberg’s hoodie.

This is just the pg version of Petchesky’s reappraisal of his pre-metoo Deadspin comments, or Magary explaining how being the father of a daughter made him rethink Kissing Suzy publishing pictures of Peter King’s daughter’s softball yearbook.

Based on when you were in college, you should have known even manly men like the Beastie Boys took their sugar with coffee & cream. 

Louhart, obviously, describes himself as one of the nice guys. 

So, do you call a veggie dog a salad?

No, a chicken tender on a bun is a hot dog.

Wrong. 

Wrong.

Hot.

& that place is coach class on JetBlue.

Kebabs are the Dunkin' of the UK.

Sorry.

I still miss the smell of the compactor. 

The greatest mistake Gawker made was not spinning off Deadspin after the Manti Te’o expose. Deadspin could have been sold to Time to replace Extra Mustard at SI.com, & Sports Illustrated might have been able to save itself & Deadspin.

Go Big Horns!

The rare Washington State resident who didn't disown the NBA after the Sonics left!

Funny you should ask! He once endured a kidney stone without treatment til he pissed it out. 

I think Burneko was the last commenter to ascend to paid staff, so he was an aspirational figure for the non-professional, non-trained writers in the Best Damn Commentariate Period. (I believe both Petchesky & Ley went to school for communications/journalism, & Burke was a journalism grad student who actually taught…

Misspelled best.