Sacreligio!

Fresca is a Coca-Cola beverage, & Coke, like Delta, is Atlanta based.

Bill W. is rolling in his grave.

If you could only see the way this comment makes me feel...

It was a meatless manicotti.

Sat what people will about Portland, where I live now, but you would never see a story like this where I used to live, Milwaukee.

One thing to know, though: if you’re hosting an ecumenically mixed winter holidays gathering, have a substitute dish since manicotti are apparently not kosher. Such I learned when I made manicotti for my rotisserie baseball league draft when I was sixteen — my team was the Half-baked Manicotti, & the third draft was…

A piping bag is also how a Scotsman smokes crack.

In the wake of Greta Thunberg getting TIME Person of Year, & in support of climate friendliness generally, Olive Garden will attempt to sustain itself as a business by becoming an Italian-style vegan restaurant.

DTF still means Down to Friendly's, though.

Not so confusing if you remember that LGBTQ once stood for lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans, & Quiznos.

Why Olive Garden remains a thing -- outside of the pithy wit of Albert Burneko -- when Carrabba's (marginally better) & Maggiano's (so good, it hurts to admit how good it is) exist is beyond me.

My favorite Erdos number is Hammerin' Henry Aaron, who has signed the same baseball as Erdos.

Rod Farva scene.

You're blaspheming.

Moonpies have a longer shelf life, so use Moonpie rather than Steakumm.

Appomattox scene. 

We would also have accepted Chik*fil*a.

This is why I liked the food court at the mall where I worked many years (albeit, in the movie theatre for the mall, not the Cinnabon). The Cajun Big Easy was staffed by Asian-Americans; the Little Tokyo by Latinx; the Pizza Villa by African-Americans; & the Subway by lesbians. Cross cultural experience for the price…

That is the thing: already, any good cafe worth its brew gives a slight discount for bringing your own vessel. No need to infuriate disability rights advocates when it’s plain what the fully enabled can do to reduce waste.