We needed a good guy with a blade to intervene, not a proscription on the inalienable right to knives. Particularly when the place is a restaurant kitchen.

Today we are all the FUNBAG letter of the week.

Some of my earliest Christmas memories are going to my grandfather’s AA club for holiday gift exchange.

Don’t be like George Costanza, mixing hos with hoagies.

As with Hozier, it's a plea to take me to Church... 's Fried Chicken. 

& there was much Natty Boh consumed.

I was trying to Concrete Brad myself.

George Shea should make Great Hill an offer for G/O.

Let them celebrate by eating Khashoggi kebabs.

Those kid's Erdos Number has now dropped by at least half. 

This is some Caron Butler shit.

It's so cold filtered in the D...

Rreminds me of the sensory friendly film experience AMC Theatres does on select Saturdays for spectral children & their parents. 

Likewise, it saddens me that the first frozen custard most out west will have will be Culver's, as it expands its footprint ever further afield. 

Grits sandwiches for breakfast.

Both Jack White & Cheddar Bob have abandoned The D for Nashvegas.

Now, we need Midwest Express to make its cookies available on the ground.

I request the halal meal, hoping I get put on a list.

NCUM: Los Angeles.

Diresis, if you're nasty... I mean, Spanish.