In a very special Deeper-Axel Braun collaboration: Law&Order: S&M. 

Is that Rapin' Rod's firm?

BRET STEPHENS SCENE.

Today we are all Friend of the Show (via Drew Magary) Michael Tunison doing his best Mickey Rooney to lambaste Hines Ward.

Why must the Corners try to claim Organ Piper? They already have Anne's AND That's Amore!

The shirt I got as a gag gift when I turned eighteen said "Warning: Irish Temper & Italian Attitude".

My Trump voting uncles are short tempered Italian-Americans. I slap then at my peril.

My cousin in Michigan — redflag, right there — who described 2004 John Kerry as the Devil to my grandmother, has two celiac kids. & he’s sure as shit no bleeding heart liberal.

Greenfield!

Love is a four letter word. 

Similarly, Moxie is the Aerosmith of Soda. Founded in New England, once good, now bad & reduced to one-off appearances at Fenway Park.

Victory Records scene.

Only because the Florida Supreme Court can’t do anything right.

Low prices. 

+1 litre cola

I still smile thinking how the Gawker/Gizmodo/G/O antipathy to Arby’s was born of the Deadspin contributions of the much (& unfairly) reviled Dashiell Bennett.

Say that to me in Nahuatl.

The Aerosmith of Candy.

It’s the double down of hotdogs!

It's a hot dog cousin, so, yes.