Pigs in blankets are evidence of the sandwichiness of the frankfurter in bun.

Wait til the pigs & dolphins combine their numbers & destroy humanity.

Pieces of April would disagree.

+1 botulism inspection 

Found Drew Magary's burner.

Much like my late grandfather who at eighty years old finally put his foot down & chose not to eat fish on Friday, “I want the ham”.

Is this why Muchas Gracias in Beaverton became Victorico?

Nice to see Harold Crick had a son with Miss Pascal.

YOLO.

Obviously, you missed the 1998 Homosexual Recruitment Drive. It set records!

I only go to Chik*fil*a on Sunday. 

Butter... for when the cocaine runs out.

Yes... he's gotten older.

You guys opened for Goat Jockey the nite the GJ bassist got fellated & decided to rescind his decision to leave the band!

Cosmopolitanism.

Guess we know at least one of the guys from Earth Crisis went to law school after the band broke up. 

When they get to New York, they will unveil the Costanza approved chairlift for their differently abled patrons.

Shoney's is better than either.

It’s a metaphor for the lively & earthy conversation to be had over bread broken at the restaurant. 

Jim Carrey only eats antibiotic-free hot dogs.