It’s 2019.

Kafi Luwak is the transition stage between naturally occurring whole bean coffee & laboratory grown coffee made from feces.

P'goatse.

Reminds me of long ago Internet powerboarder Chowgurt.

Splinter gets shuttered, & weeks later, Chobani debuts OATMILL.

Billy Joel just wrote a new verse to We Didn’t Start the Fire.

+1 visit to the Incas's Camp David, Machu Pichu

Michael Jackson died too soon.

Once upon a time in shaolin scene.

Peanut butter, jalapeno, mayonnaise, & bacon.

+1 swig at Nig's

George Webb.

Chipotle is bland everywhere.

Alcohol puts hair on your chest & eggs in your ovaries.

My IT themed party palace.

They’ll be playing Pitchfork Festival by 2022.

They are where we will find Hillary's emails.

Expect Goldschlager to sponsor the next Phil Lesh & Friends tour.

For about eight years, my stepfather used his late mother’s grocery savers card whenever he bought whiskey, smokes, or feminine napkins (for my mom).

Brandy Manhattans only, please.