If it’s any consolation, Andy Benoit is white supremacist Idaho trash, so it had to kill him to admit that Jacoby Brissett might be good.

Brett Kavanaugh’s opinion, were this case to advance to the Supremes, would just be about the exorbitant cost of beer at the Capital One Center.

KKKlay will change his tune if you tell him about the Uyghurs.

Miguel Batista, the Paperback Writer!

White Light. White Heat.

It is in the Socialist European Union, of which the Netherlands — if not their crown territories — are a part.

He was looking for Natalee Holloway.

At this point, the only places to see smaller pictures are film festivals.

Twice as racist, though.

I think the NFL should make that a new wrinkle: points directly scored by the defense (so, punt return touchdowns, fumbles recovered by the defense for touchdowns, & picks-six) should result in a negation of 6 points (7 or 8, pending PAT or two-points conversion) from the opposing team. 

Sparks, ranked:

So, a win.

Crushed by a falling tree on Dan's estate.

Base the lottery on two seasons worth of games, a la the WNBA. & for those that say, too large a sample in NBA, well, two NBA seasons equal one MLB season.

Just in time for the JAMBAROO! #brickwallsongs

Yi will become the Chair.

It's a weave. 

I know he's English & about seven years younger than the Beatles, so he's like their little brother, but Ozzy's undying love for them is the worst thing about him.

Terri Sciavo scene.

Does Ian Mac Kaye even like sports?