& Sanchez!

You’re alone in that.

El Jefe would never.

Would explain Darren Wilson Appreciation Nite at Busch Stadium III.

Counterpoint: Jason Heyward.

Sears, Roebuck used to say the same thing.

Not kosher, Krusty.

This is an unsavoury opinion.

No problem. I still eat like I'm five.

Inspired by the name of his new show, Jason Biggs should start a sex-positive podcast called Pie Is the Old Fleshlight.

Our robot future: self-driving cars see the road for you.

I see that at the Maccer's on West Burnside on Portland, near Providence Park.

Of course Disney can own both ABC & FOX. I mean, no one stepped up when Paramount, stakeholder in the CW, bought CBS twenty years ago.

Ted Stephens would advise against that.

Sounds like the next phase of the SCRM app in the movie Vanilla.

I'll pass your question along to Kevin Drum. 

Amazon has invented the Automat.

It's called an impinger.

That's the last time we put Shaggy 2 Dope on the job.

My goal is to eat a Japanese meatless burger made from feces.