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Natface: Career-Obsessed Banshee
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It reminds me of that John Waters bit where he declares, as a tax payer, he uses public services for everything. “If I see someone wearing shoes I don’t like, I call the police.”

You know what? If you’re over 25 and you don’t know if she’s legal without seeing her ID, maybe just don’t.

Good. His non-denial denials—pretending he didn’t understand she was 14 and pretending he didn’t know he was hurting his girlfriends—are pretty much creepy-sensitive-guy-next-level-humble-brag bullshit and I hope he goes to jail.

If the universal age of consent in the US were lowered to 15, men would truly be out there trying to get with high-school freshmen and see nothing wrong with it. 

Men are trash. 

I love Nancy Pelosi more every minute. Now she’s saying that if Donald sets the precedent with declaring national emergency because of the wall then the Democratic president could and should declare national emergency for gun violence.

Dont disrespect Kevin like this. He’s not nearly as bad as this gremlin

He certainly is. He also can’t see.

The post mentions that he’s blind. Apparently, someone beat the shit out of him in 2006 and it left him permanently blind. (I wonder why anyone would ever want to beat the shit out of him???) Not that anyone should feel sorry for him, but to clarify that the eyes are not in fact the result of demonic possession. That

Yes I would, because what the heck is so damn insulting about this performance? A woman vacuums, oh no.

Eat shit, Ivanka.

Tacky, complicit, faux feminist, dog whistling white supremacist bitch.

Maybe it’s because I’m old AF, but I don’t find emotionally unstable man-children attractive in the least.

Maybe it’s because I’m old AF, but I don’t find emotionally unstable man-children attractive in the least.

Still wouldn’t.

The kid who swore at Megan Markle or the kid who is dating Kate Beckinsale?

I’ll give you successful but funny and attractive?

I came home after 3 years living in England throwing around C*NT like it was NBD. It shocked my friends. My New York friends.

We are watching this kid peak. But it feels like the plateau and decline aren’t too far behind.