I’ve never been so sad not to live in Portland as I am right now. That looks amazing and I want it.

At this rate you might as well start listing the major Dems who don’t announce they’re either running or looking to run.

Swank and Swine in Portland Oregon, I’ve eaten this exact breakfast four times now and have no plan on changing my menu selections.

I am a french toast connoisseur and this article is made up of LIES.

This. I rarely eat breakfast, but I eat breakfast food all the damn time. Eggs. Hash browns. Waffles. Mainline it into my veins, food gods. 

Agreed! There has never been a moment in my life where I have turned down breakfast food!

This is a great hill to die on.  I’ve been dead here for years.

Name a breakfast food anywhere as delicious, like, sushi or marinated cassava. I’ll wait.

Look, when it comes to Scouts I have a very simple policy. Either sell me cookies or fuck off with your camping bullshit. 

This fucking asshole will never change.

Projectile vomiting.

FUCK JD and fuck this company 

If its not getting them off then why is it in EVERY scene?

I’d bet my 401k he refers to Hillary as “Evil”.

About 2/3 of porn is deeply hostile to women.

“Just as Kavanaugh did some stuff when he was drunk at age 15, allegedly, you’re going to hold that against him now? That’s just fundamentally wrong.”

Why would I ever want to see an actual rapist in porn?