I know this dude from living in his district; I even knew him when he was a teenager already dreaming of a dynastic political career, all greedy-eyed ambition with no regard for civic duty. He’s an utterly charmless, excruciatingly arrogant, douchebag. Absolutely NO charisma and deeply stupid in every way possible. I…

Oh, I learned something, thank you.

That is not a smile. Not sure what it is, but NOT a smile.

“Gaetz claims that the only thing standing in the way of his aspiration is that he ‘can’t dance for shit.’” 

and yet, this thread is full of commenters calling poor people stupid for not buying things in bulk, etc.

He’ll refuse to admit it but you can bet the rest of the GOP doesn’t have the stomach for round two of this nonsense. Even McConnell should be shitting turtle bricks at the thought.

Have you heard John Mulaney’s bit about the “horse loose in a hospital”?

Methinks he is full of something, but not pride.

It could also mean he ran out of Adderall (or dropped the mortar and pestle after crushing his supply before getting to snort it).

I’d sure as hell buy it...

You know you’re an asshole when the Nixon Foundation calls you out.

I despise Bill Maher but I may watch just to see her lose her shit over this.

LMAO look what the Nixon Library posted this afternoon.

Ann Coulter was downright apoplectic on Twitter all day. Her hero has let her down.

Obviously a fake tweet. It’s spelled correctly.

Yep. She out-thought him again. She never committed to a date, just that they would meet to discuss one once the shutdown was over. He wants to speak in front of the House, and he can’t do it until she invites him back. 

Endora - certainly the greatest witch!

When I first saw the shutdown was ending for 3 weeks, my first thought was that Donald was only doing it so he could give the SOTU.

We had plenty of food, the mortgage was paid

We had plenty of food, the mortgage was paid