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Natface: Career-Obsessed Banshee
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My ex did this to me. It took me over a year to finally catch on and get sick enough of it to pull the plug. The silent treatment is crappy, manipulative, and passive aggressive. Anyone who makes you tip toe around and/or chase them isn’t worth your time. 

Me too. I just i should have a say over whether this fuckstick reproduces.

Thiiiiiiiiis.

If there’s anything I’d like to give up, it’s disliking myself as much. Loving myself seems out of reach right now. I’m just focusing on not loathing myself quite as much and treating myself with more kindness and understanding.

I live in a smallish city in Texas and $8600 wouldn’t come remotely close to paying my rent for a year.

What a fancy good boy.

I feel her. The look in her eyes says it all.

Or if someone took a tire iron to his face.

Yes. I have been on the verge of a mental breakdown all week. I’m not a heavy drinker, but I found myself wanting to swan dive to into the bottom of a bottle of whiskey last night.

5:30am- shouted awake by cat

Read again. NON-VIABLE. Meaning, it will not survive outside the womb. There, I even saved you 5 seconds googling.

Hey folks. I’m at my first post-college job, and the past month of adjustment has been rough. I was a slightly older student (graduated just before my 30th birthday) and worked in a different field for a decade before getting my degree and starting this job in the field I studied in school.

I cannot

The photoshop fuckery on that cover image is nauseating. 

I’m in the field too and I feel you hard on all this.

I’m due for a Selena rewatch soon.

PML doesn’t sell foundation/face products yet (aside from highlighter) but as far as the rest of the collection- DO IT. They are absolutely sublime. The shadows are sumptuous, the packaging superb, and the color payoff is untouchable in comparison to any other brand, as far as I’m concerned. They’re higher priced, but

I’m shocked you didn’t throw coffee in her face. 

Someone pass the eye bleach, please. I’m begging you.

Oh goddammit, I just about spit my iced coffee everywhere. Take your star.