Natface: Career-Obsessed Banshee
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Jul 28
2

Wow. Rest in fucking pieces, Roy. I’m glad he’s gone and can’t hurt anyone anymore. I know there are plenty of other fuckers out there like him, but one less heinous bastard is worth celebrating.

Jul 25
11

I hung out at my friend’s pool today and drank a new kind of hard seltzer from a local brewer, called Blind Lemon. It was really really stinking good. I’m not big on Truly or most flavors of White Claw, but this one was awesome. Super clean and no weird aftertastes Probably helps that it only comes in lemon, and I’m a Read more

Jul 25
7

I’ve been single for about four years, haven’t had sex or gone on any dates in one year. I’m considering signing up for an app again, but focusing on the flirting/talking/texting/FaceTiming part at first. Mainly to help assuage my boredom and get me over the “oh shit” feelings I have about talking to possible Read more

Jun 23
3

So, a lot of whiny dudes who won’t break up with their wildly sexist bro friends, and then Cool Girls ™️ who can’t be friends with other women because “they’re all catty bitches.” Lovely.

Jun 13
13

My county just posted the largest one day hospitalizations of the pandemic but it’s business as usual here. Had to make a store run this morning, it was packed to the gills and maybe 10 percent of people were wearing masks. Restaurants around me are stuffed to max capacity too. Read more

Jun 5
5

Groupsmoke. I want to try out a new makeup palette I got, but I’m reminded of this video of a YouTuber who had edibles and then tried to turn herself into Pennywise:

Jun 5
2

First- fuck generic Texas culture and it’s never ending hard-on for calling any kind of social progress or cry for justice “leftist propaganda”. Fuck Greg Abbott and may he fall down the concrete steps of the capital a thousand times over. Fuck all the cops who pepper sprayed a group of teenagers (TEENAGERS!) who were Read more

May 29
4

My mom and one of my close friends became lactose intolerant in their late thirties. I’m starting to suspect I’ve got issues with it too. It sucks because cheese is life. Lactaid does work though. Read more

May 25
3

Atonement. I’ve only seen it the one time because my god. It was that kind of existential pain where you just feel empty and devastated afterwards. Ooof. Definitely saw it in the theater, definitely couldn’t contain myself. Luckily, my best friend went with me and we were both inconsolable so at least we could lean on Read more

May 24
8

I was actually thinking earlier about how I love stuff that’s campy. I love kitsch, I love wacky humor, I love drag, I love burlesque, I love things done in excess or intentional bad taste with a wink and a nod. I could probably trace this back to watching a lot of peewee’s playhouse as a kid. Read more

May 20
6

Rant two: I have what I KNOW is allergies and at worst, a minor sinus infection. I get these bastards a minimum of three times a year. Normally, I’d take decongestant and allergy medicine, use my neti pot, eat something spicy, push fluids and try to sleep. I’m doing all of that, but add in the background buzz of “omfg Read more

May 20
11

My mood is absolutely in the toilet today. I’m doing EMDR in therapy and sometimes it’s fine, and other times I feel like complete garbage for a week. I’m in the garbage time now. And I’m having a particularly bad period this month so I’m sure the hormones sliding up and down aren’t helping. I “called in” (sounds Read more

May 16
11

It’s raining pretty hard here today. I just started some laundry and I think I’m going to lay here on the couch, watch the rain and play Animal Crossing. I got some decent sleep last night (thanks rain!) but I’m tired from this past week still. I also had to run errands yesterday and any trip out of the house feels Read more