Natface: Career-Obsessed Banshee
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Aug 11
12

Are there going to be any VP debates? Can you imagine her eviscerating Pence?

Aug 9
2

An ex of mine dumped me the night of my birthday. My birthday is three days before Valentine’s Day, so I jokingly say now that he was trying to get out of having to buy me two gifts. Read more

Jul 27
16

I mean I will say this for him. I also agree that his wife probably married him just for a green card, because I CAN’T IMAGINE ANOTHER REASON WHY ANYONE WOULD. Read more

Jul 25
11

I hung out at my friend’s pool today and drank a new kind of hard seltzer from a local brewer, called Blind Lemon. It was really really stinking good. I’m not big on Truly or most flavors of White Claw, but this one was awesome. Super clean and no weird aftertastes Probably helps that it only comes in lemon, and I’m a Read more

Jul 25
7

I’ve been single for about four years, haven’t had sex or gone on any dates in one year. I’m considering signing up for an app again, but focusing on the flirting/talking/texting/FaceTiming part at first. Mainly to help assuage my boredom and get me over the “oh shit” feelings I have about talking to possible Read more

Jul 25
15

Today I had to pick up some masks from a local shop and then I have a couple hours before I have to go pick up my lobster rolls. So, I’m grabbing a beer or two at the bar I used to do trivia. It’s nice to see the owner and bartender again, but now I miss my friends and trivia so much 😭 Read more

Jul 5
7

The whole thing screams bitter former beauty queen who’ll kill to make sure her daughter wins the national pageant she lost. 

Jul 5
10

I’ve always been a bit argumentative* and frustrated. But lately I just feel angry all the time and I hate it. I wish I could turn it off and just chill, but I can’t. Like, I’d be less angry if people would just quit being so fucking stupid. Like, fine, have your opinions that differ from mine, that’s cool. But have Read more

Jul 5
10

Why didn’t the word feminazi die in the ‘90s? And the irony is, this term is basically bandied about by misogynistic white nationalists, who wouldn’t take kindly to being called modern-day Nazis. Read more

Jul 5
6

As an extremely peripheral note, that tired old white cape ensemble has got to go. No more Tom Ford ripoffs nearly a decade too late. It was already tried once goop wore it to some awards show.

Jul 5
17

The state of America is making me wonder if I’m the crazy one. People either not seeing the same problems I do or not seeing how They’re all connected to eachother is honestly making me feel paranoid. I’m so worried about the election. I already feel like the pandemic is something we can’t come back from. Read more