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Nancy burning Trump again.

notorious troll, white supremacist, and Holocaust denier Chuck Johnson

because his base is made up of people who went out in public riding scooters they didn’t pay for carrying “Government out of my Medicare” signs.

Oh I assume some of them have experience with the "Madame" variety

I’d send sympathy weed, if I could.🍁

Don’t do me like that.

That movie is about adult women who enjoy sex. It literally has nothing to do with the rape of young girls.

Everyone in the trump family has veneers that are too f’ing long. Maybe it has something to do with the lack of chin, I don’t know, but look at all their teeth. It drives me unreasonably crazy.

I think it has to be his veneers. They’re too big for his mouth.

I think Covfefe is the name of the Demon God he worships, and the original “typo” was a Freudian slip.

He doesn’t have anyone with knowledge of style in his orbit.  Look at his dad.  His suits fit terribly, his ties are ridiculous length to try and hide his girth.  His hair is so bad.

Mexican food is the best coping food.

I love the twists and turns in the Congressional Cardi B thread! Surreal.

So Trump cancelled Pelosi’s trip to a war zone to gather information about a REAL security crisis to hold her hostage and force her to discuss Trump’s FAKE border security crisis?

I can’t believe someone with the kind of money Jr. has hasn’t been told by a stylist, phtographer, PR person—literally anyone—to not let thier mouth hang open like that because it makes him look like a goddamn cartoon simpleton waiting to choke on a fly. But then I look at his dad and remember you can’t tell these

Anyone whose dated both Cory Book er AND Eric Andre proves they literally have no “type”...

I continue to not understand why conservative women expend so much goddamned energy trying to invent excuses for men who commit rape, nor why they appear constitutionally unable to avoid throwing shade on the victims every time the subject of rape comes up.

Seconded. I’ve been doing a re-watch of Parks and Rec (happy brain time!) and he’s so charming and lovable as Andy. Beefcake action star Andy Dwyer is just not working for me.

Was that not clear?

Ugh, I used to be a Chris Pratt fan back when he was on Park & Rec and the first Guardians... then I heard him speak in public and preachy nonsense spewed out. Then I was Liz Lemon in this: