agreed on the very last line, but regarding missy - sorry but nah, i still bump her albums on a regular basis (one of the only full discogs that i can do that with) and they never get old

I totally disagree I still listen to that stuff all the time. She is amazing.

This news is really hot. Super duper fly news. Even the gossip folks will pass the dutch and acknowledge that Missy runs this.

Most underrated, too

Yeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss!!!

A well deserved honor to one of Hip-Hop and R&B’s most talented artists.

No woman has done more for rap than Missy Elliot and we need her back. Or at least, someone that channels her energy and style.

Under Construction was my first CD of my very own *tears up* love ya Missy

If you need to meet Missy Elliott...I suggest you go to the doctor first...becuz living under a rock for 25+ years has got to be bad for your health! She’s had bangers from the 90s forward...

Yes, despite her ‘right-on feminist’ cred she’s simultaneously always worked the Cool Girl angle. Even back in the early 90s (I’m an old), even though I liked her as a performer, she always gave off that “I’m not like those uptight chicks!” vibe.

This guy *wishes* that was his dick pic. For SURE it was grabbed from the internet, judging from the black borders.... 

“Gone splat?” He might have been able to pull off the 3rd person, but not with “gone splat.”

“Already fucked once, might as well keep doing it lol."

This dude worked at the restaurant next to mine, we became friends would flirt/smoke weed after work occasionally. I move away, then move back about a year later. We realize we’re both living in the same neighborhood again so exchange numbers and flirt over text a bit.

Something has really switched with her in recent years ... the extreme face-changing with plastic surgery, the weird comments.  She’s off. 

“And I really can’t see the Garofalo of the early 90s - the alt comic feminist - allowing a comic of that generation to skate so easily if they’d done something like that to her.”

Again, you need to consider the ways that you’re fortunate in life compared to me. I was cursed by a Japanese middle school’s resident ghost after a misadventure seeking true love. Now I’m doomed to forever click on Jezebel articles about people that I find moderately annoying.

National Inseminator

Yes. It’s horrible.

Also the prestigious scientific website Journal Of You Must Be A Lesbian If You Won’t Go Out With Me.