That’s a movie I’d watch.

Question for the childfree folks:

I’m absolutely heartbroken for what was done to you, but I’m so so happy that you have a kind and understanding partner in your life. Hugs.

That’s a great quote, thanks for sharing that.

This is so good to hear and is definitely encouraging. I’m really happy for you.

Hey Jezzies,

Turkeys shitting on the floor seems at least marginally more dignified than Trump starting a nuclear war while shitting in his adult diaper.

Your plants look gorgeous! I’m mainly interested in succulents and herbs (I cook a lot) and I’d love to try and grow some mini veggies in the spring, like cucumbers, jalapeños, and baby tomatoes.

7B!

I have a few different cacti, hens and chicks, a hanging banana succulent, two mini bromeliads, an espresso orchid, sage, thyme, rosemary, peppermint, oregano, green onions, and lavender. I love them all like my tiny green children.

That’s a good reminder! I’ve been checking them pretty frequently since i like to just go outside and look at them and occasionally talk to them (yeah, I’m that person) but it’s like they’re my little green family and I want to look after them. <3

I’m honestly trying my damnedest to get better. I’m 29 and I feel like it’s time to have money at least partially figured out. The main advice I’ve heard is to automate as much as you can, i.e. set up automatic transfers to your savings account from your direct deposit. I’ve managed to squirrel away about 2 grand…

I’d like an instant pot and some new cooking pans- mine are all scratched up and my rice/eggs/veggies keep getting burned on the bottom as a result. No bueno!

Hello! Are there any gardeners out there, specifically people that grow things in small spaces like apartment balconies? Any tips for people who are newly into gardening?

I went through the same thing too, and I can also attest to the warped feeling of catharsis, even though it’s also incredibly painful reading stories like this. I thought that if I was friends with my rapist or convinced myself that everything was cool, that I would get over it. I know a lot of survivors who have…

omg this is amazing. Your kid rocks.

Homie could cover his face in green concealer and he’d still look like a walking pus boil.

Personally I get a lot of joy thinking about grifter princess Ivanka in an orange jumpsuit with her highlights grown out and her lip fillers deflating.