JFC. I’m so so sorry. I hope he dies alone and angry.

Captain Awkward is amazing. I’ve gone through the archives there many times when I’ve had some kind of interpersonal issue of one type or another, and her feedback is always great.

Amen.

Nothing but respect for MY president! #Gaga2020

Archipelago is divine.

Archipelago is divine.

A fucking idiot.

This is all about punishing women who have sex without the express reason of creating a fucktrophy for one of these subhuman cretins to project onto and emotionally neglect.

What a sweet baby

Honestly, the bit where she played Joanne for her dad and grandma made me bawl like a baby. I had an aunt I was very close to growing up who informed so much of who I am as an adult, like it sounds like Joanne did for Stefani, and she also died way too young (30, and I’m 29 right now, so it hits home especially hard).…

Beyond well-deserved. That episode was so flawlessly crafted and beautiful, and her acceptance speech made me cry.

This is me to the voters:

Adam Scott could be my boyfriend. More specifically, Ben Wyatt could’ve been my man, but we all know how that turned out.

I love her, and I love the makeup, hair, and shoes, but the side slit is odd to me

He’s very intense and introverted and also v. v. cute

Am I the only horrible person who audibly went “HA!” when Roger Ailes showed up on the In Memoriam?

Just gonna leave this here.

I’m sorry, all of this shit is just fucking creepy.

i’m pretty much on a regimen of Benadryl at night and Zyrtec during the day. If you’re having eye allergy issues, Zaditor is an otc eyedrop that you can try that works pretty well. I also use a neti pot often

I bought 4 Kat Von D studded kiss lipsticks on their labor day sale. I didn’t need them, but I wanted them.

Signal Boost: if you’re a college student in/around Houston who has been displaced or had your academic plans upended by Harvey, the University of North Texas is waiving all application fees and offering quick admission through the middle of September. No idea if this will apply to anyone here but I figured it’s good…