Well done. Thank you for sharing this.

A close friend's wife bought this for her mother in law and it legit grosses me out.

Yeah, it's rough here in Dallas. I've been without power since 4am yesterday, nothing is supposed to be repaired in my part of town until late tomorrow night. Luckily my roommate's boyfriend came and picked us up (along with our kitty cats) last night and took us to his place on the north side. We're going a little…

I'm so sorry for all the stress this caused you. I gained 30 lbs on antidepressants at one point. It was fucking hard, but at the place I was in I had to let go of my perception of how my body was supposed to look, and instead focus on the fact that the drugs were helping me become more mentally healthy.

What the hell is with all the bullet points? Did it not occur to her to streamline them
all into, oh, I don't know, paragraphs?

Making fun of you or your piss poor argument just isn't even worth it. You make it way too easy, it's like shooting a fish in a barrel.

This is nothing but shitty. No wonder I stay away from the main page these days. Grow up.

As a liberal woman in the heart of Dallas, I'm giving you a standing ovation.

So, I was one of those weird kids that did "everything but" a few years before having penetrative sex. The actual act of peen-in-vagina was not as big of a deal when it did come around for me because I'd been doing everything else for years, so I'll just talk about the first time I messed around with a guy.

Gwen Stefani is 43. Tragic Kingdom came out almost 20 years ago.

It does look rather distinguished.

Yeah, I was like, "did i miss something?how long have I been asleep?"

I know this feeling well.

Alright, so a (pro hairdresser, to be clear) friend of mine is going to dye some parts of my hair royal blue (the rest of it will stay black) next week, ala younger-flashback Alex Vause from Orange is the New Black.

Very sound advice. I adore Neko. Middle Cyclone helped me survive the past year.

What happens to the "angels" now?!

The Corey Feldman news is especially sad after that weird, nightmarish birthday party he just had.

Shenanigans secured?

Right on! I'll sure as hell trek down from Dallas. :)

Cheddar pecan scones with apple butter?! Recipe?