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Natface: Career-Obsessed Banshee
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Binge watching as we speak and I love it so far. I adore the cute guard and the girl with the amber streak in her hair's secret romance. I can't wait to see them (hopefully) consummate the thing. Also, i'm so invested in Sophia getting her hormones. Come on, girl.

Wait, so do I now have to call up every guy I've kissed, but not gone down on, and "even the scale?"

Whereabouts? I'm in Denton, grew up in Hurst

I know I've said this before, but this James Deen crush of mine is getting way, way, way out of control.

I'm in tears.

Promise?

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUUUUUUUUUCK.

Yeah, Avril, I'd resign myself to a black wedding gown if I was marrying Nickledouche singer, too. I get it.

I'm not sizeist but it's really hot outside today.

I am deeply moved by your story, thank you for sharing it. you remind me of what I have to fight to keep. I want to go and honor you and other women who feel as passionately.

But, really and truly...

I found a place to stay, so the trip is on. I leave Sunday morning. :)

What a stone-cold badass.

So goddamn proud to be from Fort Worth, TX right now. REPRESENT, WENDY. See you in Austin in a few days!

Thank you so much. I'm unemployed right now and this means a lot to me. Working out the kinks but I think I'll head down there sun morning.

Seriously?

Dear Gov. Perry:

Soooo freaking amazing. I love this story

Ok, would it NOT take some extremely creative/careful shaving to have a thin line of pubic hair running JUST at the edge of your labia majora, and then in a semi-circle around your clitoris? This is like, advanced pubic topiary.

God bless all you commenters saying that you're in your mid-twenties and squarely in the middle of a "what the fuck am I doing with my life?!?" kind of breakdown. I literally just walked out on my shitty, abusive, beyond-toxic-situation office job. I have some money set aside for bills for a few months but I don't