I know they’ve already shot a lot of the upcoming season. After all, we need to see Jax and Brittany’s wedding. That house was professionally decorated. All Variety’s people had to do was get rid of Jax’s nudie mags and protein powder. Probably had to clear Brittany’s hair extensions and their little dogs’ mess, too.…

It is indistinguishable from any finished HGTV reno, regardless of the show (fine.  You’d have to add some shiplap for it to be a Chip and Joanna job).

This show must be nearing its end. I predict the upcoming season (if there is one) will be announced as the last. How can you sell a premise of hot wait staff trying to break into Hollywood when they’re buying 2 million dollar houses? It’s already been a stretch for years.

Jumped the shark.

Yeah, it’s a crime the pain he caused, but he was a 21 year old indoctrinated into a belief system, writing about something he probably had almost no experience with.

It’s a little different when you preach horrible shit and get paid to do so. At least he apologized. 

A 21-year-old dude writes and publishes a blueprint for ‘courtship’ and dating. What could a possibly go wrong?

The geese: WHY SO GODDAMN EARLY

Have a White Claw and calm down there buddy, it’s a pretty widely-held opinion that beer and wine (and spirits) are indeed acquired tastes. Certainly matches up with my own experience anyway.

Same, but for Rats on Bowery.

It probably makes me a bad person but I would totally watch a televised event of watching dumbasses charge a military base and get their asses handed to them. I’d even pay for it

“We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry,” its description reads. “If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens.”

I just wish more breweries were brave enough to name their beer after a religious custom that often serves as a cover for child rape...

Nothing like planning a large scale attack by discussing it on Facebook.

NC more of a Personhood Porter kind of place. 

I friggin love Area 51. It’s clearly meant as a honeypot to attract enemies in the event of a land invasion. Spend 50 years convincing the population that all America’s secret alien technology is stored in the middle of the desert, and when the commies invade, they’ll be obligated to check it out no matter how…

They Can’t Stop Us All

“No access beyond this point. USE OF DEADLY FORCE AUTHORIZED.”

We have a Mental Quality Control problem in this country.

A WARNING:

Please! No one in Florida is spending any amount of time outdoors currently. We’re living in HELL. The question on the weekends is “Is it too early to mow?”