natdawg
natdawg
natdawg

Either she’s super gullible or she’s a huckster.

What do “Dr.” Oz and “Dr.” Phil have in common? They were both made famous by Oprah. It makes me think she’s just as gullible as her audience.

“Accidentally” sent...

I have been getting breakfast at BK lately over CFA, TB, and McD’s. The has browns are pretty good. Not as good as CFA’s but you get more of them lol. I like the Croissan’wich’s. The buttery croissant is a nice change to biscuits or English muffins.

They made people return to work recently and Covid cases are already spiking.

That might be the most insidious thing...people who did not use this stupid offer or might not even use Grubhub at all also found restaurants unable to serve them as expected. They’re not going to focus that anger at Grubhub; they’re going to blame the restaurants themselves.

You really can’t sum up 21st century capitalism better than the likes of Grubhub: the rent-seeking tech company benefits while the restaurants providing the food, the customers buying it, and the underpaid delivery drivers all lose.

You’re doing the Lord’s work.

What do you mean? I’ll have you know that my manager’s calf-cam is a vital and prominent part of our daily Webex meetings. Sure, he’s the only one allowed to work remotely on our team hence the meetings in the first place, but we still get to admire the polygonal definition on those legs even when he’s not here.

I can see why management would want the rank-and-file to come back to the office. It’s much harder to get your ego fix of people telling you how smart you are and how your calf implants definitely look real when there’s nobody in the office. It’s just not the same when it’s done over Meets Zoom Teams FaceTime.

Can confirm in midtown Manhattan there was barely a lunch place without a line out the door.

The Takeout literally 2 hours ago: “you don’t need a microwave!”

“Is that Fun Size?”

“Huh, Snickers are way smaller than they used to be.” -Soylent Green’s Wife

THIS. Microwaving fish (on the proper setting) at home is FINE. Don’t do it at work. (I will if it’s for breakfast and at least a half hour before anyone else gets in). 

The real horror is people that microwave fish at the office.

Sitting side by side is psychotic unless you’re at the bar or with a group of people.

Pretty sure conservatives are going to be mad about this for some reason.

You... you hate greek and middle eastern food?? Damn. I honestly just can’t even understand how that feels. Give me some kofta, labneh, falafel, tabouli and humus and I am in heaven.