It’s butter chicken, not butter seagull, you instapot fanatic.

If anyone thinks that only ’boarders ‘ruin’ the moguls, then have never skied the bumps w/ me!

Mother of god. The moguls argument is exceptionally infuriating. What snowboarder actually seeks out moguls. I ride them out of necessity not out of any interest. I know I’m overly generalizing but still. I see just as many average skiers wreck moguls as snowboarders. I see just as many skiers as snowboarders take up…

The natives tell of a bizarre species of reptile on that island, animals that were not created by God. They call them Chlamydiasaurs.

Restaurant Founder Gets Vibe Harshed; Becomes Buzz Kill

Also, the lack of awareness in saying that people are just getting in on pot to make a profit, like dude, your drug dealers weren’t selling this shit all these years as a community outreach program.

I didn’t realize that you can choose to serve legal papers via stripper-gram.

I thought Cheba Hut shut down due to too many roaches.

Good call. If there’s anything worse than Nazi’s its probably drunk Nazi’s. 

His anger also seems pretty off-brand, man. 

I’m sorry I have to do this,

Guy who founded multi state sandwich shop based on stoner culture mad other people are also profiting off stoner culture.

“Cheba Hut founder Scott Jennings said he’s “never been a fan of [marijuana] going mainstream,” saying it means more people are interested in it just for the profits.”

Scott Jennings is a douchenozzle. Change my mind.

I think you would need to find a way to deprive them of prostitutes and trafficked children.

No beer...?

My autistic son is smarter than a lot of these people.

Can you ask this dog if he thinks a hot dog is a sandwich?

Is their plumbing system really for this? This has got to extend well beyond any plumbing engineer’s worst-case scenario.