What is dead can never die.

to be fair, this is probably what hamilton thinks of him and libby is parroting it because they’re fucking.

Pete Buttigieg, who is less a presidential candidate and more a collection of rich liberals’ fantasies projected into a crisp white shirt...

probably cheaper too, honestly.

Geez, just smoking meth is probably healthier at that point.

Fuck all these tax prep softwares. I’ve been using taxact for a couple years because it was always billed as the freer version of turbotax. This year they ended up forcing me into their mid to upper tier because i sold a few stocks and had about $5 in dividends from some other stocks. Cost me almost $100 to file!!

I’m glad I will still be able to get this type of tasty sandwich all over NYC still. ;)

I take it you have never had Bo’rounds from Bojangles’?

A few things:

Rice is also a verb, meaning to force cooked food through small holes or a sieve (which breaks it into small rice shaped particles.) So, they just start calling it riced cauliflower. 

It’s not my Kansas, it’s not your Kansas, it’s Arkansas.

Arkansas shouldn't be allowed to call itself a Kansas, it's just confusing consumers

Is Bacardi Dragonberry Rum an acceptable substitute?  Asking for a friend.

I appreciate you doing the hard work of slogging through Floridian news story comments.

Yeah, but he kept drinking right?

just raw-dogging three bowls of dry corn flakes a day.

As someone who is endlessly amused by living here, I approve this comment. 

Seems like a great way to take the fun out of drinking beer.

*sigh* listen up, newbies that have joined this site within the last couple of years: The AV Club has always done food porn. and as food porn goes, the AV Club's taste has always been much more Hustler than Playboy. no, that's not quite right, seeing as they used to review dollar store foodstuffs. so more like Swank,…