Have avocados overtaken almonds in the trendy to feel guilty eating it stakes?

Same.

I don’t know if Bill Clinton raped her or not, but I do find it odd that she seems to focus so much on ruining Hillary’s career over the issue. Her evidence that Hillary even would have known about the incident is shaky at best - Hillary shook her hand and said thank you, in what was perceived to be a menacing tone?…

Turn Down For What!

Thats why I always brought 40's of OE to the party.

Skeeter’s seen some shit man.

This is my fat cat WHO LIVES IN FLORIDA and does just fine. So does Matt Duffy really care about Skeeter, or is he just looking to get a dog?

My big orange cat does very well in Tampa Bay.

These leaks don’t actually help Bernie Sanders, which would be the best outcome

Sounds more like he’s a citizen of the Republic of Gilead to me.

Your daughter will end up hating you (her father) and pitying you(her mother)

Ellie, how do you type with such short fingers?

Don’t be a hater. Just because you don’t understand how to synergestically reach out to grow a sea change for an empowermentally charged exit strategy in app development doesn’t mean the rest of us don’t recognize the new normal of disruptive innovation at this granular level.

The General Tso’s chicken and rice doesn’t look bad either. Or is that General Un’s Fearless Chicken?

“Urine a lot of trouble.”

BALLS.

Haha, spite eating. I like it.

No. Absolutely no shit. Ever again.

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”