The internet is a terrible place.

Spreading the Corona-Herpes throughout the Midwest.

I’m glad they didn’t bother including the recipe for the rice dish.  Assholes.

I actively look forward to them getting sick and dying

Because cheese is far more delicious than vegetables.

Who likes peanuts this much?

Yeah that didn’t really work out for him.  

Yes. Flyover country will gladly give their giant sodas to Bloomberg.

How many guillotines will this purchase? 

This would have only been better if he was eating ice cream with a comb directly from AK’s purse.

Fuck that asshole and his vanity project. City Bakery floated paychecks for the lowest wage employees and paid out from different entities so at the end of the year they would send out six W2s, none of which had enough tax taken out. Nothing like a tax bill when making $25,000 a year.

My bad bro. I meant that only pay minimum wage without a set schedule and no guaranty of 40 hours a week.  

Nature is disgusting 

Also wasn’t me.

The Burger King and gas station that don’t pay you a minimum wage or give you a set schedule so you have to pick up gig economy shifts to make ends meet?  I’m assuming you support a significant increase in minimum wage.

Ok boomer.  Please tell me how you think unions are fucking terrible too.

MONSTERS

Chop them up and throw them out in the garbage with the rest of the beets.  

What?  No!  Why?!?

If you don’t grow up with pork you don’t miss pork.