This is fine and why not

Ok Boomer

This seems like an excellent way for me to tell let my boss know why they are an asshole on a daily basis

What if I my permit is rejected and I’ve already made stew?

So....  While waiting for my permit what am I supposed to do with the road kill?

Egg souffles or GTFO

Kind of like when people were horrified to learn that the warm orange glow of Kraft mac and cheese might be bad for you?

Does American even qualify as cheese?

NO

I’m gonna make that Frosty-cinno my bitch

Oh look.  Wisconsin ruining something.

That’s inevitable 

“I’ve only hung out with one of them; the other ones are extremely young, very naive to the whole situation,” he told the tabloid. “To me, some of them seem a little thirsty.” - The Jax

Exactly. I’m not sure what universe anyone was living in where they thought he was going to get reelected anyway with a damaging, easily exploitable photo readily available.

Stop whining like a bitch Franken. You knew that picture existed and then you act surprised when it surfaced. Eat shit, you wouldn’t have been reelected anyway.

Doesn’t Quorn already do this?

I have never worked in an office where I had to use a code in my phone for the bathroom.  You are lying.  

I worked in a bar kitchen that would sell regular hamburgers as bison burgers whenever they ran out.  

BLUE HAMBURGERS MATTER GUYZ

It’s easy to be pro-life when the internet has been telling dudes to eat your ass and avoid your vagina.