With all that vote stealing the left is doing you’d think they would be winning all of the elections.

What did she need to stay awake for exactly?

How very Midwest of you!

Jax and Kristen are still banging.

Might want to work on education a tad if this is that confusing to your poor (and probably starving population) but ok!

Update!  Florida is very upset about an actor from a show they’ve never watched.

Please tell that to all the Sanders supporters.

Ok well I stand by bath salts

“Don’t read the comments”  Thanks a lot asshole, now I HAVE to read the comments and I know shit is about to get racist, Florida style.

Alligators, not crocodiles. And don’t forget the bath salts.

You ok there buddy?

He might as well be eating pizza with a goddamn fork.  RIP Beto’s campaign.  

HINT HINT YouTube isn’t research!

I for one would like a faux nugget option that mimics the actual nugget.

Is 23 even considered to be a millennial? Also, apparently she has never heard of the Orthodox and Hasidic communities.... Going to go ahead and call bullshit on this!

GOOP

And also in Kansas but ok.  In any case, both palaces are terrible.

Nothing good has ever come of Kansas so I guess their signature pizza is just a terrible one.  

Cunt

Truly my parents never loved me.  Not only did they provide me with Lunchables as lunch, they were not filled with cocaine, only luncheon meat, crackers and corn syrup.