Hey Ted Cruz! Why don’t you create your very own Facebook if Facebook makes you so sad!

It’s easy to hate abortion until you knock up someone you shouldn’t be sleeping with. He seems like the type.

Whatever just bring it back. I’m out of the greys there.

Will his Rabbit be there?

I came here to say a similar version of this.

Dear (or deer???) Crazy Vegans

The internet informed me today that the last season was written because Barr’s attempt to recreate AbFab was rejected.

Bless your sweet heart internet!

ITS ALL SO SIMPLE

Sorry to hear your mother’s abortion was botched

I don’t think she would be allowed to leave

Yet another failure. You need a LOT of butter. How do you live with yourself?

Use heavy cream. Easier.

I wonder how many teens he beat off to while writing this?

That ass crack is symbolic of the superior race.

Nothing says basic bitch like that playlist

I’m not sure what was more hideous, the set or those terrible gowns. I never thought Selma Hyak could look bad but she proved me wrong!

WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

#snowflakes