Gin Blossoms? Really?

Agreed. That place legit somehow ruined bread

I’m going on 20+ years. Because I’m a fucking adult.

Debate that you’re a fucking moron who doesn’t know how the internet works? Not much of a debate to be had.

Fuck off. This is called the “internet” dipshit.

Are you comparing snowboarding to the presidency? You fucking moron.

Probably shouldn’t become a public servant if you have an issue with serving all of the public.

So you’re saying Pence doesn’t want that D? Because I’m pretty sure he wants the D. That’s why he only wants to be alone with the D when his wife isn’t around.

I was not aware that was a Buffet song. I can now only assume the cheeseburger in paradise is a vagina in a nice setting.

Missionary ice cream

I’m not really even quite sure who she is...

Of course they are Trump supporters, they’re fucking morons. I’d be more surprised if they are registered to vote. That sounds like it might be a struggle for them. Race: Tan

There’s always hope for Vinny

I did what I was told not to do and googled Casu Marzu. It is a cheese. With maggots!

I find that smoking a giant rock of crack in the morning gives me all the energy I need for the day.

The only acceptable wine mixer for vodka is Boones Farm. Period.

If that was my boyfriend I would DEFINITELY be out getting high and banging other dudes. #SquareAF

I personally would do absolutely nothing

*Insert pumpkin spice basic bitch comment here*

Fun fact! He does not attend Luthern church service!!!