It was used as a torture device by a chef who hated me. We had to listen to it during dinner service. That’s what it’ purpose was. Torture.

You forgot Harambe erotica

Codependent on being on the TeeVee

I throw things when she appears on screen

I believe in the same episode she stated we are women who keep our men in check which was then followed by all of the women not keeping their men in check. #blessed

Is the White House doctor an Oprah doctor?

Master of None is a terrible show.

I write them. If I give you an article with a picture of Hilary Clinton with horns coming out of her head standing in front of a pizza shop/underage sex shop with !!!!! everywhere and another article with text and I ask you which do you choose and you go with !!!! pizza shop you don’t get to vote.

Tried it. Would not buy it.

I’ll go ahead and sub butter in my coffee with booze/happiness

State’s Rights only apply to assault rifles and the ability to keep human beings as slaves.

You’d think someone as rich as Oprah would have access to better doctors

He might have a point if he wasn’t such a bitch.

I wonder how it feels to wake up everyday with the sole purpose of making life miserable for everyone in society? #AskARepublican

My favorite way to travel is with a giant ziplock full of mini bottles

You ok there buddy? Can I offer you some non air travel?

Not as many buses and police cars in the bike lanes there

People who bring babies onto planes are also entitled adults

Wait until your child is old enough to behave on a plane or! have your family come to you. You made a choice to have children. Factor is logistics when making that choice.

Yes. Because the rest of society shouldn’t put up with your selfish choice to have screaming children in public.