Block off the rest of my life. I’m fully booked.

I should not be smarter and more mature than the President of the United States yet here I am.

They are all Trump voters because they can relate to being a total entitled failure.

This continues to confuse me. Even if she was considered some sort of intellectual at some point doesn’t mean she isn’t a crazy racist shitbag now.

BOOM

You shut your whore mouth

Discriminated for being white or discriminated for being a cunt?

The Dems need to let the GOP own this. There is only one thing that Dems should vote for and that’s a single payer system.

#Harambe

I haven’t quite figured out this logic either but it seems to be making the barriers to abortion rounds.

You would think a man who eats burnt steak would serve burnt food at his restaurant. He can’t even fuck up food without ruining other people’s lives.

I will be using this in the future

DnB is terrible which is why it died.

Every single time they yell they aren’t going to hit me they fucking do.

The only thing worse than Showtime is DnB. Fucking die.

Hulu allows me to relive that moment over and over and over again

How are they going to supply Jax with all of his cocaine out there?

Hey now. The Midwest had plenty of meth back in the day. Which I have zero experience with and read on the internet somewhere.

White zin is the pink shit. Red zin is the delicious shit.

Only one? Pffft