No shame in bubbly peach game

The Rockaways have gotten just that much more classy for me this summer!

Tickets to warehouse parties were like $10. Tickets to one day of these things is close to $200.

I’d rather spend my end days getting fucked up and dancing than “bugging out” somewhere waiting for starvation to set in.

I will drink Franzia just to spite her. Like when her daughter refused to have a wedding Martha could plan.

OH ARE YOU SAYING I WAS LIED TO BY THE PRESIDENT?

You had me until glass of milk. You deserve all the Mike Pence you can’t get.

If God’s will is so fantastic, maybe he should bend over to feel God’s will forcibly inside him.

Like they give a shit about “people”

Oh hey! Go fuck yourself! - Said No Democrat Ever Because They Continue to be Total Pussies

“Drugs are illegal” So is your Muslim ban

Now I have that fucking song stuck in my head. Thanks asshole.

You mean like conservatives?

I hope he wins so his wife can take it in the divorce

Obvi.

“We are such incredible patriots who put America first that we support an actual Nazi in charge of the White House” - GOP

Steven Bannon looks like a cunt.

It sure as fuck isn’t a book