Reptilian Cruz cares not for your moral agenda, Reptilian Cruz cares for Reptilian Cruz’s agenda.

Darth Vader was better looking.

It’s odd. I watch this show and every time Katie comes up I think “who”?

There’s no way he would ever be that clever.

I don’t know how I feel about this or how embarrassed I’ll be for watching every episode and maybe yelling at the tv and then admitting my obsession. Better get the boxed wine ready.

You did read these right? They all mentioned most of their colleagues are Republican. That to me makes me think most of the military supports Trump.

Racist shitbags who get their news off the internet did this

Well if the press does their job and hurts his feelings he will quit. But then there’s Pence so we’re fucked.

I will blame willfully stupid racist shitbags

Freelee needs to clean her apartment

Oh that one in Slate? I saw that and it reminded me why I hate young people.

“I will continue to stand with the Legislature and the people of Mississippi who do not want their hard-earned money going to the largest abortion provider in the nation.”

I never quit doing coke you dirtbag.

Make sure to turn down your constitutionally guaranteed right to a public defender for your next DUI. They might have had to defend someone who is even more of a shitbag than you.

God I hate the fucking memes. Someone legit sent me a 4chan meme as an argument against Clinton. Fucking die.

Don’t insult potatoes by associating them with this campaign.

Correct.

That minimum wage requirement is really keeping my freedom down.

Borderline!

The difference is avocados are delicious so no?