Harambe made him do it.

How the fuck am I supposed to get drunk off two drinks?

Tried to move to Florida.... Couldn’t make it.

Or you can just add lemon juice to regular milk

That’s the first thing I noticed as well.

A weightless lifestyle I have oils enjoy would be an all cocaine diet but my insurance won't pay for it. :(.

I am a Sanders supporter and I am neither violent or hostile and I even donate to charities associated with religions I don’t agree with because they do good work to help those in need.

I assume all of your food is grown and handpicked by you to ensure no field animals were harmed by a plow correct?

And yes. The vegan cheese is fucking disgusting.

I was thinking about breaking veg after 20 years just to spite a horrible vegan I know at her bullshit greencard wedding.

How do you feel about chem trails?

Someone needs to tell her that just because she regrets her abortion, the rest of don’t regret ours.

Local 138?

White Castle

If the person delivering my beer is different than the person I ordered from, they will always give it to the male I’m with and hand me a cocktail.

I fucking HATE Kristin. It's not a good Staci's a terrible person kind of hate, it's a punch a total stranger in the face if I ever met her kind of hate.

Confusing her with Kristen who sends me into a murderous rage every time she opens her fucking mouth and everyone on the cast doesn't just ignore her. I know this shit is scripted but I can't let go of it.

Countdown clocks that tell everyone that there's a train or two directly behind the one people have been waiting for for 15 minutes would help immensely with overcrowding if I'm not busy panicking that another train won't come for 15 minutes.

And now I'll have nightmares.

A profile of fraud.