Well that's creepy as fuck now isn't it?

By his logic the United States should have been named the States of King George

Dude is a chud FO SHO.

Williams and Sonoma, fancy kitchen shit for people who don't actually cook. Mostly because they can afford cocaine.

I actually thought the photo of this was a rat trap.

Here is the correct answer. Beat the eggs in a bowl with heavy whipping cream and cook them in butter. As for fillin I suggest avocado, added at the end. If you want to get real fancy, garlic in the pan as the butter melts, add eggs with fresh spinach, topped off with some chevre. That's how it's done son.

Wait, did you just compare Gawker to the Times and BBC? I smell a Pulitzer for you Gawker!

Everyone knows that the only thing the Smurfs represent is substance abuse. Excuse me while I go hit the bong.

There's only one man in the universe who can solve The Greatest Mystery of All Time.....

@CelestialAxis: As a pagan you should be aware that the timing of Christmas is often associated with the winter solstice, which leads me to conclude that candy cane sodomy is also part of your orgy tradition. Can't we all just get along?