Bullshit. We all know just as one lady working in marketing has control over translation decisions made by Nintendo, and another lady has control over all gaming press, this one lady OBVIOUSLY did every single facial animation that is bad in Mass Effect.

That sure is a lot of economic anxiety.

Jon’s views aren’t based on real statistics, but from Breitbart bullshit. He argued that the most well off black person is still more violent and more likely to commit crimes than the worst off whites. Please don’t let him half-assedly backpedal from such a blatantly racist (and factually incorrect) statement.

Go you. Add how much he weighs. You lost that too!!

Last week my abusive ex married the woman he cheated on me with. He was shitfaced the whole time, and she’s only using photos of her. So there’s that.

Congrats on your poop. Best news I’ve read all day.

OK, I’m a wee bit shocked that so many people apparently didn’t know what “complicit” meant to move it to the top of the search, but heartened by the fact the bothered to look it up to and be informed rather than let it float by and assume they knew.

Not at all. It illustrated how we feel when someone we love unconditionally has terrible opinions.

And the Dictionary’s twitter does it again!

It’s good that SNL has finally stopped pulling the punches with Ivanka. She’s playing such an active role in the Presidency that she is totally fair game.

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I went in for a diagnostic because there was a distinct bulge in my right armpit. Mammo saw nothing. Ultrasound saw ... nothing. Like, the bulge is externally visible, but apparently it’s just the shape of my armpit because 3 doctors looked and there’s nothing IN there.

Not to mention, unless that netting is somehow hyper-sound-absorbent, those awful little shits are gonna be kicking up a huge ruckus in there, too. I can’t recall, the last time I was near a playground, thinking, “Yes. This is the noise I wish was going on inside a movie theater while I was trying to watch a movie.”

I think this is great, because it will ensure that there are less kids in the theatres without jungle gyms.

I’m the only female mortician at the funeral home where I work. I work with a gaggle of Neanderthal men with the combined IQ of six, all misogynistic, racist, anti-Semitic, homophobic (and shockingly Trump-supporting!) Philistines. I am calling in sick tomorrow and the place will no doubt burst into flames without the…

I’m a counselor at an abortion clinic in Houston. I’ll be at work helping women access abortion care while they still are able to exercise that right!

Staying home and donating $100 to Planned Parenthood. The only reason I’m able to do this strike, which I have really mixed feelings about, is because I’m a privileged white girl. I might as well use that privilege for something useful.

I’m really curious to see what happens at my predominately female workplace tomorrow. I’ll be working as I’m a legal advocate that primarily helps female victims of domestic violence.

I have the day “off” because I only work full-time May through October as a nature guide, though I develop and practice programs and talks for this org all year round for no pay. I plan to go out with my husband, wear red and offer coffee to women striking if there are any (shout out to Pioneer Valley MA)? I tried for…

I need to go re-watch Happy Endings. That show has some of the best one-liners. I lurve Casey. I listen to Bitch Sesh religiously.