Look, I’m penis not here looking for dink a fight, but it’s weiner misandrist comments like dick yours that make peepee it so hard for men boner and women to unite dong against common enemies like 45.

This is a long-winded piece wherein Juzwiak tries to squeeze something juicy out of an artist who’d like to talk about her music.

Actually, Trump told Tillerson to eat a czar salad.

A24 is the best production company going at the moment (slight edge over Annapurna) so I believe in anything they get behind until it’s released and we see otherwise.

This Saturday, assuming he makes it that long I have to say goodbye to my sweet bo who I have had for 14 years. He’s at least 17 and it’s time but it sucks.

Follow her on Instagram, its just her dogs and her knitting projects or both. Its a delight.

It’s almost like an extremely long ASMR video starring Harrison Ford.

Why no picture - or even link to - Pippi, the only story of interest in this dirtbag?

My favorite is Tarte BB Tinted Treatment 12 hour primer.

...you might be running next to me. Sorry! I’m still trying to figure out how to adjust the speeds on a treadmillquickly to do the walk/run alternating periods on my C25K app.

If the very toned gentleman with the amazing calves at my gym can wear shorts so short I am just waiting for a nut to come flying out... then I can wear my spandex and no makeup and no one should say anything

She’s got it all wrong: Sweatpants are awesome for regular life, but terrible for working out. There’s too much fabric, so increased friction. Plus, when you sweat, they take forever to dry. Sport tights/leggings are the far superior choice for working out, from a practical POV.

This is so stupid. When I go to the gym I look like utter trash (crappy sweatpants, old t shirt, messy hair) and I’m 110% sure no one cares. Omg this is so stupid.

So happy to have “The Soup” back. Don’t care what they call it.

Wow, what a refreshingly edgy take on the situation

Given Neogen a shot. After reading this, I was horrified, but also jealous of this woman’s ridiculously beautiful skin. I tried the Neogen biopeel (the squat yellow jar) because I also have rough, scaly patches and *nothing* seems to help, even regular exfoliation with this stuff. It is surprisingly affordable, and…

We do not deserve Chrissy.

Nice to see Americans don’t have a monopoly on stupid.

I work as something called a Script Coordinator. Part of my job is to run script clearances to legal and network and get those notes back to the writer’s room. Intially I’ll ding in a room while the writers are going anything that could be suspect (choking on a food product, getting in a car accident, mocking a…

I go to barre classes at my gym. Nothing is sexy. Sex is not discussed. It is a good workout. It’s a nice break from cardio and weight lifting. I am gay though. Is this how straight people fuck these days? Wow!