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It’s hilarious even if I don’t agree with it;)

If Jamie Dornan knew Beyoncé was pregnant and he didn’t tell Dakota Johnson then he cannot pretend they are friends.

This is a very good book, well written and very enthralling. For reference, I am an “Ender’s Game” “World War Z” “American Gods” “Neuromancer” type of scifi geek, so it’s definitely something that, genre-wise, fits in for me, but even if dystopian future-type books aren’t exactly your thing, it is still definitely

Looks like that NYT story and all of the President Bannon talk has officially gotten under Cheeto’s skin.

“Most horrifically, if we are still able to identify horror in our daily stew of urgent and physically-sickening emotions, is that Trump hasn’t really been all that involved in the writing of his executive orders (not that he’d likely help) and didn’t mean to appoint Steve Bannon, his white supremacist chief advisor

So, our democracy is Westley in this scenario? Hopefully being miraculously revived after being tortured to death.

Is there a craft thread yet?? I didn’t take a great pic, but I just finished this baby blanket (my baby is almost 10 months old lol) I started pretty early in the pregnancy but it just didn’t seem like a priority for a long time.

This afternoon I met two girlfriends for a brunch that ended up lasting for about four hours, and I feel so refreshed. One of them ‘came out’ to me about having had an abortion a few years ago and it was SO nice to bond over our mutual experience and discuss how it needs to be normalized. She told me I’m the only

I am grey and may forever well be, but I am going to make this post anyway, because my beloved (and i do mean beloved) grandmother died friday morning at the age of 94 and i am packing to go to her hometown to her services.... i was her POA and lots of other stuff blah blah blah but in the aftermath of her dying, a

It’s my grandfathers 95th birthday tomorrow and my yearly delight of watching my grandparents bicker in two different languages will soon be hilariously upon me.

Are there a ton of Yemeni-owned KFC franchises?

This might be a good time to recall something of which many of us are ignorant in our own history. It is estimated that 10 to 30% of Africans forced to our shores as slaves were of Muslim descent: many of them spoke and wrote in Arabic; some of them Hafidhs who had memorised the entire Qu’ran and could recite it in

You guys realize they’re playing #allLivesMatter with the goddamn Holocaust, right?

Glad that Kim K’s posted that... I believe her audience is not political, or even republican, which means that she has a basis for educating them. Facts! They still exist.

They should put pies under a workout transparent floor. All kinds of pies, fruits and chocolate and coconut, just all kinds of pies. Working out with and for pies, I’d totally do that.

Contemplating marriage, I gave Carrie a sapphire ring and subsequently in the romance she gave me a Donald Roller Wilson oil painting of a monkey in a blue dress next to a tiny floating pencil, which I kept for years until it began to frighten my children

This is why you never trust anyone you went to high school with.

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

We truly are living through the golden age of the man child, aren’t we?