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Natalie Portmanteau
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I’m a black woman who was at the DC March, and I was absolutely one of those people bragging about no arrests. The DC crowd was plenty diverse, thanks. It’s a miracle to get a crowd of THAT size in the streets and have zero arrests, no matter what kind of event it was.

I admit I’m one of the white women who was proud that we saw zero arrests.

Does the dog get hurt?

Melanie Lynskey is an underrated talent. She was unsettling yet sympathetic in Heavenly Creatures, and he’ll, everyone in Ever After deserves a golf clap.

She’s in for a tough road, but make no mistake, she can handle it just like she’s handled all the difficulties of her life. Remember, she was raised on the South Side of Chicago by a father who was a blue-collar worker and a mother who stayed at home with her brother and her. She watched as her dad, who was her rock,

Re: #4: That’s an Irish Wolfhound! We have one named Freya, and here are some pictures of her because you all deserve them:

“What’s its mission” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard and almost killed me. I was listening to that episode in the car and couldn’t see because I was cry-laughing so much.

June is a national fucking treasure! Love her!

Tangentially related to the Chris Pratt item: I just listened to the How Did This Get Made podcast episode featuring Anna Faris. Has anyone else here listened to it? WTF was she on?!

It is a little bit true that my dog’s purpose is suffering for my entertainment, in the context where suffering means putting up with me lying on top of him and kissing his fluffy head while he emits a series of melodramatic groans and then gets all offended when I eventually get up, because he didn’t say it was time

all love to kesha.

It’s a quote from the Bible: “Blessed be the glassmakers for your eyes are fucked after reading this.”

Is it bad that this is what springs to mind when I think of her?

It seems to me that the notion that female-coded things are infantilizing and not to be taken seriously is itself steeped in patriarchal ideals.

That sounds awesome. My husband had a Burger King craving so now he’s ventured out in the cold to get us some. Shitty, I know. The high point of my day was breakfast, I wanted the Boston creme pancakes from a hipster brunch place downtown and after inviting my kids to go with me they bailed, and my husband was still

PERFECT GIF A+ thank you for your service.

I’m having a major schadenfreude moment. One of my friends was taking credit for the introduction because she had booked Jennifer to perform at a gala at Mar-A-Lago with The Marred one himself in attendance a few years ago. I was so disappointed and pretty shocked. This feels like a gift.

That Asshole: my inauguration is going to be the yugest, most glamorous star-studded amazing event ever. All the biggest names are calling me up, begging to perform for me and my supporters!

I think Abby Hoffman once had a plan for everyone to ruin america by flushing their toilets at the moment Nixon took the oath. Currently sounds like a good idea.