donald trump paying someone for work?

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Totally understands...

copious amounts of weed.

Meanwhile, check out my luscious, blonde hair:

They are super cool looking when they get a bit older

They’re so cute!

What a pretty cow in the header. Made me google Swiss cow. Was not disappointed.

Assinine Facebook Posts by My Pro-Trump Relatives Way Up After Meryl Streep’s Golden Globes Acceptance Speech

Is this fool really using the Shaggy defense?!

I do want it said and again and again how this has nothing to do with conventional politics. Trump isn’t just wrong or bad (or even primarily wrong or bad) because he’s a Republican. He’s bad because he’s just a shitty human being who just so happens to have hijacked politics.

I mean, she is basically a Grecian statue. I love that she chose a color so similar to her skin tone - she looks like marble.

I was once this baby. It gets better. Well, I’m still gassy and not a good sleeper.

My cat tore his ACL once at the same time as my boss tore hers skiing. He obviously looked way cuter all laid up. See below for reference:

It never ceases to amaze me how guys can be with the hottest women on earth and still fuck around. Maybe its human nature. I mean what have we learned as a race in all our millenia on Earth? We still fight and kill each other over minor variations in skin tone. Maybe I should feel less pressure to be perfect. If these…

Jude is right. I’m not living. I am not even human. I am a spirit who only briefly takes corporeal form to post Harry Styles gifs on Jezebel. Here’s the secret: it may not be living, but it’s wonderful.

Jude Law: ‘I think without children & family in your life, you’re not living’

The #beforetheywerecool thing was supposed to be IRONIC.

As a currently unemployed millennial who has been constantly plagued by self-doubt, olympic-level negative thinking and a recent existential crisis (do I sound insufferable enough yet) - and because somehow the anxiety got worse after 25 - I need this help in a bad way...

apparently a bunch of dudes?